I've decided what I really need.
I want a big guy, maybe as a boyfriend or just a friend, to look all bodyguard-ish and walk around with me when I go shopping.
Because I think I could really pass as a celeb when I go shopping: I wear the big sunglasses and carry drinks and walk around ignoring everyone else.. so I think the only thing keeping people from mistaking me as a celeb is this lack of a bodyguard. It would be so fun, people would do double-takes and maybe ask me for autographs.. heh.
I'm serious, I want a big guy to go shopping with me, but walk 2 feet behind me at all times... and maybe carry my shopping bags too.
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