Wednesday, July 14

This is my gay boyfriend Steve.

He is in Egypt right now, living in some personal heaven and hell, where he gets to do archeological digs all day long but lives in a donkey-World-Vision-feces town while he does it. He's going to be super smart and like, the gay scorpion king one day (if he doesn't return home with that title in August!)

He called me last week.. a phone call that cost like 21 pounds a minute, but it was worth it because I needed to speak to the insanity that is Steve... He talked about sticking it into any hole he could find and I told him to choose a dead Egyptian prince skeleton. Ooooh yeah.