Tuesday, December 21

It's so cold you have to wear a Russian hat your RCMP friend got in Afghanistan back when the Berlin Wall fell.

It's actually hard to get stoned because the air burns hurts your lungs.

You realize your parka is not as eskimo as it looks, because when it hits negative nineteen degrees the coat actually freezes.

When it gets to negative eleven, you cheer, don't bother to zip up your coat anymore, and you're happy because finally it's warm enough to snow.

What is, a Canadian winter?