Tuesday, March 29

i <3 my gay boyfriend

My gay-boyfriend Steve and I got to hang out a lot this weekend. On Friday we went to the bar with his boyfriend (how disfunctional!) and I spent most of my time watching the gay porn that was endlessly playing on the TVs there. I think that's one of the main reason I like gay bars: the porn. Gay porn is hot. Most of the time it's better than regular porn.

This one time Steve and I were at this huge gay club party and I was watching the porn as usual; it was especially good because it was from the 70s and the guys were making it on a beach... But there was this man at the party who was walking around fully naked all night. So Steve took advantage of my obsessed-with-pornness and shoved me into the naked guy. I am still tainted.