Sunday, June 5

When I have children I think that the best way I could show them how much they mean to me would be through having their faces made into a decal for my pick-up truck.

Then when I dropped them off at school every morning the other parents would become so ashamed that they too weren't expressing so much love for their own children. And all the other (ugly) kids would cry at night wishing their parents cared so much.

Sometimes I am a little hurt my parents didn't do this to our own car years ago.