Sunday, September 4

So the way most will disguise vibrators is through calling them back massagers. This only works, though, if they are huge clunky white-plastic Shaper Image "massagers"- the sex-store pink latex type don't translate title so well.

Today I was so tired, sore, and overworked that I used my actual vibrator as a back massager. Lesson learned: the purpose of a vibrator is always interchangable! (That is, if no one is looking.)