Monday, December 5

"You know what I just heard, Paige? Now I don't remember if I read this or if it was said somewhere, but: fifty percent of people meet the one they marry in university. Soo..."

"Mom. Mom? Did you hear that on The OC this week?"

"Um. Oh... well. Maybe that is where I got it."

"Did you watch The OC on Thursday? Because that's where that 'statistic' is from."

"Okay but still..."

"No. No way. Mom, you can not give me dating advice stolen from The OC."